MEMO: The space bar is important.
also punctuation placement
im reading ashley little red riding hood smut this is quite um
i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood
that’s not how the joke goes lmao
do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you
good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.
He’s so proud of himself.
“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”
my heart just melted
hotels can’t be boring to me
they’re just fun
even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand
omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history
they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero
I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want
this a lie
im literally dating this girl
this a lie
she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this
sorry is not enough
Canada remains apologetic and flawless as ever
me: ur legs r so smooth babe..
gf: that me wooden leg